۱۳۸۹ آبان ۱, شنبه

Iranian Judiciary system in 12 steps---By Arya

The Iranian Justice system is greatest marvel of The Islamic Republic of Iran no other country has ever achieved on creating such innovative system.
Here is how it works:
  1. Arrest for no particular reason
  2. Jailed for many months
  3. torture and abuse just for the heck of it
  4. appearing in court for 5 mins
  5. assigning an intelligence agent as public defendant
  6. Charging with a generic undefined crime
  7. appearing in court for 1 minute
  8. extorting money and property from suspects
  9. take a shot at getting a forced confession
  10. Release for a short time so suspects can see what they miss
  11. sudden arrest because they miss their suspects
  12. Jailed for many years/Execution/exile/disappearance or accidental death of the detainee
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    Please note that this system is so intelligently designed that may work in any order or possible variation that you can imagine.
    Some detainees also have a choice of express justice which can get them from home to execution in less than 3 days.
    Detainees may also choose not to enter the justice system, depending on their conviction, in which case they can spend time with some unofficial government personnel in less than official settings facing some unofficial hospitality, pondering on the issue that whether God exists or not

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